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The One With Red Toxic Balls-o-Slime

oh130817Here’s the list of ingredients in Beefaroni:

Ingredients (27):

Nutrition Facts

  • Serving Size: .5
  • Servings Per Container: 2.0
  • Amount Per Serving
  • Calories 250.0Calories from Fat 80.0
  • Total Calories 500Total Calories from Fat 160
  •  % Daily Value* (DV)Recommended DV
  • Total Fat 9.0 g14%65 g
    • Saturated Fat 4.0 g20%20 g
    • Trans Fat 0.0 g
  • Cholesterol 25.0 mg 8% 300 mg
  • Sodium 920.0 mg 38% 2,400 mg
  • Potassium 0 mg 0% 3,500 mg
  • Total Carbohydrate 31.0 g 10% 300 g
    • Dietary Fiber 3.0 g 12% 25 g
    • Sugars 6.0 g
  • Protein 10.0 g
  • Vitamin A 4.0%
  • Calcium 2.0%
  • Iron 8.0%

Wow. 920 mg of Sodium! That’s not good for you. Either is all that high fructose corn syrup. And how is “contains less than 22% of salt” a listed ingredient? Is the ingredient salt and they’re bragging it’s less than 22%.  That’s like saying it “contains less than 99% of crap.”

Jesus, I used to eat tons of this stuff as a kid.

We’re all going to die. Some of us will be a lot saltier than others.

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RJ: Top 5 Ingredients

 

5. Hutzpah

4. Gall

3. Situational Ignorance

2. Sarcasm

1. High Fructose Corn Syrup

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Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate RIP

Beware stale, glowing Twinkies from a bazillion* years in the future.

Just saying.

(*more than a zillion, but less than babuttloadazillion)

 

 

 

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