Not exactly what I wrote. This works, but what I wrote is better and clearer.
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You can’t win a game of chess in one move (unless your opponent resigns after one move). But if you’re Black you can win after two moves. If you’re White you can win after three. They’re called Fools Mate:
Fool sold separately.
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Give up, Verne. Just give up.
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I’m losing my mind. I started to post this yesterday, got distracted and forgot about it. I have ADD. AND take meds. And still can’t stay on task.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I screwed up. If a pawn gets to the end of the board it can become any piece, not just a queen.
Again, with these insistent expectations of scrupulous accuracy.
Dammit Jim, I’m a cartoonist, not an editor!
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Sometimes you hit it out of the park. Sometimes you strike out.
And sometimes you hit a lazy pop fly that gets caught in the sun and dropped by the shortstop with a Jagermeister hangover.
You’re still on base. Still in the game.
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5. If she captures you she makes you do the Humpty Dance.
4. Her pawns mock you with, “Red Rover, Red Rover, send Loser right over.”
3. She gets glitter all over the board.
2 Her knights aren’t board-broken.
1. She NEVER loses.
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