The One That Includes the Very First Over the Hedge Comic

In the first comic they were watching humans have sex.

It was an edgier time.

Some Assembly Required

I would have gone with Allen wrench, but tul works too.

He Falls to Pieces

With all due respect to Mr. Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head and all the little Potato Heads.

The One With a Smoof and Fibble

Smoof is the sound when your foot detaches and hits the ground (upside down).

And now you know.

Umbrella Old

I’m not old.

I’ll be 60 in a couple weeks. I don’t feel 60. At least most of the time.

I can’t really stay up late. I can’t drink like I used to. My knees hurt. And my shoulder. And my elbow. And my left foot. I have a trigger finger on my left hand. My carpel-tunnel in my drawing hand is annoying, but manageable. And I have most of my teeth.

Okay, I’m old.

It’s Raining Cows, Hallelujah!

I feel bad for Verne. But I also feel bad for the cow.

The One Where You Learn the Definition of Monoecious

Look at us being all gender fluid-y. We’re hip! We’re happening! We’re today!

 

 

The Tree That Whines Stuff

Generally dirt is older than a tree. But this is new dirt, pooped out by earthworms just last week.

Yes. More than you wanted to know.

That New Old Guy Smell

Whey protein powder smells like old socks and moth balls.

The One Where You’ll Feel Sad for Manny

Let’s all have a moment of silence for Manny.