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Quite an astute observation from RJ. Shows when he gets his brain out of the fridge (from behind the cocktail onions) and actually uses it, he gets impressive results. Of course, as soon as a little brain induced introspection about his multi-slacker ways starts, it’s right back in the fridge with the grey matter.
Brains: You can’t super snack with ‘em… and you can’t parse silly riddles without ‘em.
Here are the listed ingredients in a Twinkie:
Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour [Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid)], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable and/or Animal Shortening (Soybean, Cottonseed and/or Canola Oil, Beef Fat), Whole Eggs, Dextrose. Contains 2% or Less of: Modified Corn Starch, Glucose, Leavenings (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Monocalcium Phosphate), Sweet Dairy Whey, Soy Protein Isolate, Calcium and Sodium Caseinate, Salt, Mono and Diglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Soy Flour, Cornstarch, Cellulose Gum, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbic Acid (to Retain Freshness), Yellow 5, Red 40.
And here’s what they look like:
If we are what we eat – and you eat enough Twinkies – then by RJ’s logic he’ll live long as a Twinkie. Which, like the universe, is infinite and everlasting. A-men.
Or at least RJ’s bloated corpulent corpse will be well preserved as a warning to future generations to eat their vegetables and stay off the crack.
I mean, snack.