Me-Firster

RJ is an RJ-Firster.

A Slow and Tasty Death

Polysorbate 60 now comes in a fast-acting easily absorbed slime.

The Beet Goes On

Just an observation, but RJ and Verne are quite small compared to the puppy.  I guess I thought they were bigger. In my head they’re bigger. Of course, in my head, the speak English, walk upright and have thumbs.

Loki, the Merry Pupster

Yes, we have a new yellow lab puppy named Loki. He doesn’t eat Twinkies. He’s too busy gnawing on my hand.

Ouch!

The One With God

God is everywhere.

Darn it.

A Twinkie In Every Paw

It’s RJ’s world. We’re just snacking in it.

Care Wear

 A Twinkie a day keeps the cares away.

RJ Makes His Nobel Peace Prize Pitch

RJ has an tortured relationship with logic. He uses a lot of enhanced interrogation techniques.

Poor logic.

Breaking News: Verne Flips Off RJ

Verne is getting more and more feisty every day. It’ll be a challenge to make this work on a consistent comedic basis. But we’re going to try.

Eat Hot Vegetable Death

You’d think RJ could taste the difference, but after decades of insulin resistance his taste buds are shot.